let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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