I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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