You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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