He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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