Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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