Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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