She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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