ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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