no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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