there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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