My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I have tasted many bathrooms
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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