im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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