He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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