I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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