Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
