It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
you never un-have a 4some
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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