If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
