Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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