my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
