This girl is more easily done than said...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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