YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
