I feel like abortions should bother me more
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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