So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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