you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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