she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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