I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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