Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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