i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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