Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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