when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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