Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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