I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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