remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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