So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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