Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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