just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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