You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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