So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
