he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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