Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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