I just made out with a guy for $7.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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