If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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