Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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