lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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