you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
This is my gift to your gina
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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