no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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