no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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