Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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