Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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