so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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