Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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