Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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