you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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