I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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