Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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