Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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