he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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