So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
They have beer where we have blood.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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